My Parlays, Total Donations Hoodie

It's nice to pretend that our parlays hit. But other times, we just need to be real. This midweight fleece hoodie blends comfort and carries a sharp, tongue-in-cheek message: a large red X behind a one-star review that reads “My Parlays — Total donations, would not recommend.”. Built from a soft cotton-rich fabric with a roomy, classic cut and dropped shoulders, it feels lived-in from the first wear. The two-piece jersey-lined hood offers extra warmth and structure, while the roomy pouch pocket keeps hands warm and secures small essentials. Subtle distressed graphic details on the chest give it a gritty, personal vibe — especially for those you just can't seem to hit that 6-leg steamer. Sustainably made and certified to OEKO-TEX standards in a socially responsible, WRAP-certified facility, this hoodie suits someone who cares about craft as much as comfort. Whether it's for you, or the friend you call "Mush", pick up this bad boy as a reminder to bet smart.

Product features

- Two-piece jersey-lined hood for added warmth and structure

- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for a casual, lived-in look

- Front pouch pocket for hand-warming and small-item storage

- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric with high cotton content for softness and durability

- OEKO-TEX, FLA and WRAP certifications — sustainably and ethically produced

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean